Best Plant and Gardener pick up lines

Conversations are the most important part of dating games. Yes, you should be well dressed, groomed, and maybe a good dancer. However, you shouldn’t be boring. If you are lucky enough to find out the girl you are interested in gardening, below a list of “Gardener pick up Lines”. Use them smartly. Too many pick-up lines will be just, too much.

Let’s start with Flower pick up lines

If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.

Hand on my heart, I really lilac you. 

Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.

The Roses are red. Violets are fun. The minute Tinder matched us up; I knew you were the one.

If you were a flower, you’d be a dammmnnndelion.

Sunflowers or lilies for our first date?

Your eyes shine even more than a field of sunflowers.

Are you a flower? Because I really dig you.

Is your middle name Lily? Because you have deep roots in my heart.

The Roses are red. Violets are blue. In all of the world, there’s no one prettier than you.

You’re as pretty as a flower. And I’m a guy who takes his grooming seriously.

Hey, I just a post about a missing flower. Should I call them and tell you you’re ok?

You’re as pretty as a flower. And I’m a guy who takes his grooming seriously.

I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.

You smell as sweet as lavender.

I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.

Roses are red. Tomatoes are red too, everything is red, like my love for you.

Help, I’m trapped in your rose bush and I’m feeling all thorny. 

The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.

Are you a leaf blower? Because you blow my mind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Both are gorgeous, but I like you.

I like you a lily bit more every day.

If I was a flower, did you know what I would write on your Valentine card? Aloe you vera much.

If you were a flower, I would pick you

If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.

If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.

Roses are red, water is colorless. Without you, my life is just the same.

Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.

And now, more “Gardener Pick Up Lines”

I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants…

Will you let me water your bushes?

Can I trim your bushes?

You must be a garden, cause I’m digging you.

You could plant some seeds in my back garden!

Do you ever talk dirty? ‘Cause I just soiled my pants.

You’re my bam-boo.

I’d never leaf you.

Don’t kale my vibe.

You make my heart skip a beet.

Do you need some encourage-mint?

Aloe you vera much.

I’m kind of a big dill

Let me plant one on ya!

Everyone romaine calm.

Chive loved you for so long.

We’re mint to be.

Our friendship is unbeleafable.

Let’s take a leaf of faith.

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

Let’s head to the park so I can plant my tree.

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

I’d love to get into your plants!

Let’s head to the park so I can plant my tree.

I wish I could harvest you at peak season.

I’d like to raise your barn.

And a few fruit pick up lines

Here’s my number, kale me maybe?

If you were a berry, I would turn you into jam and eat you all winter. 

Honeydew you know how sexy you look?” 

I hope you like dates cause I’m really looking forward to enjoying one with you.

I know, I know, I suck at pickup limes.

“Are you a strawberry or blueberry person?” Cause I need to know what kind of pancakes to order for you in the morning.”

You must be a raisin, cause you’re a raisin my eggplant.

I don’t know about planting eggs but I do know I’ve got a massive eggplant.

Honeydew you eat a lot of mangoes? Cause you make a man-go crazy!

I might have to see the dentist cause Orange you so sweet.